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So my professor was asking questions.

Professor:Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people:*raises hand*
Professor:Who plans on never getting married?
Me:*raises hand*
Professor:*points me out* why?
Me:It's illegal.
Professor:touche.
me:what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system:worry not
school system:mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with.

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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